On mowing the Lawn

I feel rather honoured to be allowed to write here. I can't seem to find the catch; originally it seemed that it was that I would be kept locked in one of the sheds, but apparently there are tools in there. And a lawn mower. There may also be an opportunity to actually be fed for using the lawnmower-double winner. And if its a flymo then I'll be one step closer to creating my hover car.