The "Post War" begins!

So... today was a Saturday. It rained for a while, but then it stopped.

On mowing the Lawn

I feel rather honoured to be allowed to write here. I can't seem to find the catch; originally it seemed that it was that I would be kept locked in one of the sheds, but apparently there are tools in there. And a lawn mower. There may also be an opportunity to actually be fed for using the lawnmower-double winner. And if its a flymo then I'll be one step closer to creating my hover car.

Power

Power, everyone strives for it, be it through social standing, ownership, or oddly, power gained through apathy.

Student bodies are great at it, I approve.

Best of all is the power exerted by businesses, They throw themselves around and have board meetings where they mull over the best wording. In O2's terms and conditions for their broadband the following rule exists. I think it reads like a poem or a song...

Section 1, part b) :

You must not use the Services for:

Sending, receiving, publishing, posting, distributing, disseminating, encouraging the receipt of, uploading, downloading or using any material which is

offensive, abusive, defamatory, indecent, obscene, unlawful, harassing or menacing or a breach of the copyright, trademark, intellectual property, confidence, privacy or any other rights of any person;

Or part e)

You must not use the Services for:

Knowingly or negligently creating, transmitting, storing, publishing or uploading any electronic material (including, without limit, files that contain viruses, corrupted files, Trojans or any other similar software or program) which is known or likely to cause, interrupt, damage, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software, hardware or telecommunications equipment owned by us or any other Internet user or person;

... any other Internet user OR person, ... I think I have seen a ghost.

I love it, I simply love it. Don't you go using google image search now, thats downloading copyrighted images... don't you go receiving viruses now...